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>> ABOUT ME:
Oooooh, this is scary talking about myself. I'm just going to say a bunch of random stuff about my likes/dislikes/thoughts, hopefully you'll be able to figure out how uber complex my personality is! LOL.

Okay here goes . . . I love God, my FAMILY is the bestest best, water is my #1 beverage ever, The Beatles rox my sox, Bee Gees are still hip, Michael Jackson has skills, contrary to what others may say . . . I cannot multi task at all, I get easily distracted, I miss kayaking and windsurfing in Lake Malawi, unwashed dishes left in the sink is my #1 pet peev, some1 please bring back Vengaboys we need more happy summer music, Batman owns Superman anytime, Thundercats own Silverhawks any place, Transformers owns Voltes 5 any day, I could re-live high school life over and over again, in high school I received a C in typing and Photoshop, they should remake Rainbow Bright and Care Bears, Hamutaro is so kyoot, I'd love to visit the DMZ, I miss the perks of being a KLM silver member, Naruto WILL become hokage, strawberry milkshake is so good but nothing beats TARO flavored boba tea, I'd rather watch futbo`l and tennis than baseball and basketball, my favorite cuisine is Korean, sitting in front of the computer and designing webpages is so unhealthy, I need to work on my photography skills, Graphic Design is a great way to relieve stress! PINK is the new ORANGE, I love dogs, I tried to learn French/Spanish/Portuguese/Korean/Chinese/Japanese but failed miserably, who needs a social life anyway? (jk lol), I'm a perfectionist and very anal specially when it comes to designing things, they should make a desk that organizes itself automatically, marble slab sounds so good right now, Wyoming & Montana are places I can retire to, I know Schipol Airport (in Amsterdam) like the back of my hand, Singapore Air has the best service, I can live without TV, I've always wanted to be a ninja, my sense of humor is twisted only certain people with the same twists get it, DDR owns JOGGING, I have scoliosis, I tend to shy away from large groups of people, I'm a true introvert, big cities are overrated . . . the country is much better, British Humor is awesome, I can honestly say that I've rented almost every single video (yes including documentaries) available at the British Library in Blantyre, Malawi; Victoria Falls is the best place to be, the best beaches in the world are in Mozambique I wish I can go back, Bushwhacking/Getting Lost/and finding my way back home from the jungles brings back good childhood memories, hedgehogs/bats/owls/squirrels were my pets, don't ever drive without a seatbelt in Mozambique, Malawi East Africa is my home, the best Indian food was always when I went to the Sikh Temple during festivals, when I was in high school I was quarantined inside my dorm room for almost 2 months (sounds very scary), taco's from the nearest gas station is so convenient I crave it everytime I go out of town, grass bowling and netball are very interesting to watch, climbed Mt. Kenya 2wice, I'll drink water anywhere as long as it doesn't look muddy, I don't eat breakfast, MARMITE is so good on hot bread, best pizza = DEBONAIRE'S from Africa, best fast food chain = STEERS, best BBQ = NANDO'S, best hot sauce I've tasted is Nali, I don't like to drink anything hot that's sweet, I love COLD WEATHER, Tuxedos are overrated, Eurovision should air here in the U.S., Morning Musume should have a concert here, Korean Chick Flicks are the best, Mexican Food rocks down here in Texas, Texans RULE, Charmaine thinks I'm a nerd, I think I'm a nerd trapped in a geek's body, I can make really good kimchi, I grew up in East Africa, Kenny G is da man, go Spice Girls (lol), the spicier the food . . . the better! The best spice though is this spice I call Afrika Paprika . . . also known as Charmaine she's so much better in so many ways that I am not. She rox my East African sox!

My favorite made up quotes:
1. "A clean kitchen is a happy kitchen."
2. "There are two types of goats . . . male and female."
3. "If Yan Can Cook, then So Can I."
4. "I think . . . therefore I'm a nerd"

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